Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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