I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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