You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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