i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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