I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Four minutes until I can fart!
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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