Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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