Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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