i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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