the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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