You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I cannot find my penis.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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