Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Oh god it's open bar.
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