you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
