It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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