We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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