i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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