We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
love makes seman taste better
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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