i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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