So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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