I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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