this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
