I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
