he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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