weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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