So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I want to be your penis for a week.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Your penis caused this!
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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