and she was petting her beer can
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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