I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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