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Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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