Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Randomize
