just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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