She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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