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some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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