problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just tell him i said nine months
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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