butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
This baby is an asshole
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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