No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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