at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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