I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
love makes seman taste better
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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