dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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