babies were throwing up all over the place
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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