Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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