i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
