hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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