where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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