Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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