i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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