I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
false alarm. still invincible.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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