so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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