It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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