You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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