You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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