I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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